This is the hidden track from Salival called "Maynard's Dick" Guitar 1 is electric, guitar 2 is acoustic, except at the end where they are both distorted electrics. Listen to the song to get the rhythms straight tuning is standard E. Hope this is helpful. E-mail me @ zerohour@midsouth.rr.com if there are any problems/complaints. Key: h = hammer on p = pull off / = slide up \ = slide down pm. = palm mute b = 1/2 bend B = full bend A.H. = artificial harmonic Intro - Guitar 1 e|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-----------7-----------| D|---2---5---7---7---5---| A|---2---5---5---7---5---| E|---0---3-------5---3---| Verse - Guitar 2 Play this with the first part. e|---0---3---2---0-------| B|---0---3---3---2-------| G|---1---0---2---2-------| D|---2---0---0---2-------| x4 A|---2---2-------0-------| E|---0---3---------------| Chorus - Guitar 2 Guitar 1 e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------| B|---3---0---------------| x3 |-----------------------| G|---0---1---------------| |-----------------------| D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------| A|---2---2---------------| |---5---2---------------| E|---3---0---------------| |---3---0---------------| 4th Time e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------| B|---3---2---------------| |-----------------------| G|---0---2---------------| |-------2---------------| D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------| A|---2---0---------------| |---5---0---------------| E|---3-------------------| |---3-------------------| Verse #2 - Guitar 2 e|--------0-----0-------3-----3-------2-----2----------------------| B|----------0-------------3---------3---3--------------------------| G|------------1-------------0-----2-------2-------2---0h2p0---0----| D|------2-------------0---------0---------------2---2-------2------| x2 A|----2-------------2-------------------------0--------------------| E|--0-------------3------------------------------------------------| Kick into distortion at the "Kinda like the way you're breathin'" part. It's guitar 1 from here on out. Chorus x4 Bridge e|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-----------------------| D|-----------------------| x2 A|-----0/////////--------| E|---0-------------------| e|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| G|-----------------------| D|-----------------------| x4 A|-----------3h5-7-------| E|---0--0-3h5------------| e|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------| D|--7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5---7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5----| A|---------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------| A.H all 7's-------- e|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------9---11---12---14---16-------------| D|------------------------------------------------------| A|---2---5---7---10---7---9----10---12---14-------------| E|---0---3---5---8--------------------------------------| pm------------- Then play the 16th fret on G - string through the chorus one last time, throw in a few bends and stuff. End x2 Guitar 1 Guitar 2 e|-----------------------| |-----------------------------| B|-----------------------| |-----------------------------| G|---14-12-14-12-14-12---| WITH |-----------------------------| D|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----| A|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----| E|-----------------------| |---5---3---5---3---5---3-----| Guitar 1 and finally... Guitar 2 e|-----------------------| |-----------------------| B|-----------------------| |-----------------------| G|---14-12---------------| WITH |-----------------------| D|---------14------------| |---7---5---2-----------| A|-----------------------| |---7---5---2-----------| E|-----------------------| |---5---3---0-----------| Lyrics: (stolen from http://toolshed.down.net) it's all an open center opens up and lets the wind lift him away it doesn't have to feel water lets just embrace the feel like that kinda like the way you're breathing i kinda like the way you keep looking away would you like to glide on slide a mile six inches and then climb on maynard's dick theres a shyness found in reason apprehensive influence swallow away you seem to feel abysmal take it then you're careful brace for sure kinda like the way you're breathing kinda like the way you keep looking away would you like to climb on climb on my six inches and go down on maynard's dick took you out in the back of the toolshed put it right on top of your forehead took you out in the back of the toolshed now you know what you're fuckin with...maynard's dick